New Jersey is testing my patience today. My allergies are wild an no one can drive in this state. #me #sexybloodshoteyes

filthkid:

filthkid:

millions of real existing people fall in love with straight men. what the fuck

im still thinking about this. they dont just befriend and hang out with straight men, they get emotional about them. they think ‘this person is the best thing that ever happened to me’. i think there was a time when this phenomenon made sense to me but now it does not.

cuteyahooanswers:

I think it is so beautiful that so many different people love the same thing in so many different ways… and with this humulity I have truly found a new understanding of the nature of the universe… that together we are all just trying to find answers to the same questions… 

dr-archeville:

hufflepuffsquee:

dangerous-ladies:

escortcube:

You will address me as Captain or Ma’am by Ryoko-demon

It is so exceptionally hard to pull off that cartoony look, but this chick like… knocked it out of the park. Perfection.

OH MY GOD THIS COSPLAYER 

Untouchable by Ryoko-demon

Just follow your heart by Ryoko-demon

Crazy winter by Ryoko-demon

Where are You, Pikachu? by Ryoko-demon

My ferngully by Ryoko-demon

seriously JUST BROWSE HER GALLERY

Hollywood: “But we can’t make the costumes look like they do in the comic books or cartoons!  It’s too unrealistic!”

Me: “Lies!”

Hollywood: “It won’t look right!”

Me: “LIES!”

Hollywood: “Fans demand realism!”

Me: "YOU SIT ON A THRONE OF LIIIEEESSS!!!!!"

  1. Camera: Canon EOS 6D
  2. Aperture: f/1.8
  3. Exposure: 1/80th
  4. Focal Length: 53mm

towongfoo:

you’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?

missespeon:

(a show i like makes a transphobic joke)(i wither)

glowcloud:

theres nothin that HOOKS me, nothin that REELS ME INTO A NARRATIVE more than the question “are these two thin sexy white wealthy cisgender heterosexual people gonna be able to get together????” im on the EDGE OF MY SEAT, PLEASE KEEP MAKING THE SAME MOVIE

heliolisk:

trying to take a picture with your friends with a phone that doesnt have a front camera
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nebulasnovasandnightsky:

look if you unironically say ‘money can’t buy happiness’ then either you’ve never faced a real financial struggle or you’ve achieved enlightenment, because goddamn does financial security feel an awful lot like happiness when it’s something you’re not used to

killbenedictcumberbatch:

arseologist:

gutterxoflower:

archfandroid:

Janelle Monáe and Kimbra

I can die happy now ♥

itS ALL IVE EVER WANTED

this is sooooo important